LOL I can relate!fair. i remember my exwife being on the back of the first chopper i built griping about something and i said i would never build a chopper with a passenger seat again for that reason haha.
Back in the early '80's, I had this G/F with an amazing figure with giant boobs, but man would she drone on, typical SoCal dumb blonde. We were riding one day and since I only had one M/C helmet (mine), she didn't have one. She had her head off to my right side blathering on in my ear about something then suddenly she shut up mid-sentence then started coughing and choking and slapping me on the back. I asked what the hell was up and she started whining about how she'd just eaten a bug! I started laughing and told her "That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut!". Yeah, it didn't last long after that...