The top 10 things women should say to men.....
1, I'm bored let's shave my snatch..!!
2, Are you sure you've had enough to drink..?
3, That fart was awsome do another one..!!!
4, Of course i swallow it's lush....
5, No that's ok babe ,you watch porn i'll suck you off after i've done the dish's....
6, Just for a change, stick it in my arse..!!
7, Are you still shagging that women at work..?? ok COOL... do you want a threesome..
8, Marriage, no fooking way..!!!
9, No..!! dont stop playing on your game console i'll bring your dinner and cold can to you...xxx
10. Shall i massage your feet while you beat that last level on call of duty black op's..
sadly carlsberg dont make girlfreinds like these but Thailand does.!!!